My pussy is not your playground.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize