Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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