Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
