doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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