She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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