but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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