at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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