that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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