If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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