Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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