I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I don't think brook has ever known best
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Never underestimate the power of titties
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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