Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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