Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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