Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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