we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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