it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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