ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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