we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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