girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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