1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize