its not stalking. its research.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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