the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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