dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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