idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Randomize
