I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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