wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Randomize
