i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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