I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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