No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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