How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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