You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Randomize
