shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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