How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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