i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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