Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
so explain again why im purple
no
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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