what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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