If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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