College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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