Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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