Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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