when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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