You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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