No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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