I just made out with a guy for $7.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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