im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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