I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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