Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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