my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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