I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Will exercising make me less horny?
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