Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
We talked him into tasing himself.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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