I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I want to have your abortion
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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