I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
She said her name was "party"
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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