yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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