It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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