dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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